The Asylum is Open
Before we begin, let us be clear about one thing. I do not know you. I did not invite you here. You, for whatever reason, barged in of your own free will. You can leave just as easily as you arrived and truly, you will not be missed. I highly doubt that anything you see here will be of interest to you. Just think of the time you've already wasted reading this garbage. That time can never be regained, it has been forever lost in the swirling abyss of time.
Leave now, before more precious moments of your life are sucked away in idleness.
Are you still reading? Why do you not listen to reason?
The contents of these pages contain nothing more than the irrelevant thoughts and imaginings that have leaked forth from my consciousness. Why that should interest you at all I have no idea, but you have been warned. This is my world. Here, I am the divine, the ultimate truth, the power behind the curtain.
You may disagree with what I have to say; even be offended or disgusted. Never for a moment should you let yourself believe that I care. Nothing on this site is directed at you; as I mentioned earlier, I don't even know you.
Remember, before you take offense at anything contained within, you could have simply left. In fact, I myself suggested it.
Who am I? Does it matter? I am I. If you feel some burning need to know more, maybe you should read this, I found it in a restricted area. But that would just be more precious minutes of your life lost.
Gone. Never to be regained. Tragic really.
If you can't be dissuaded, the door to my asylum is open.